After much deliberation we at Springleap.com have decided who should be the winner of our Chuck Norris birthday joke competition. It wasn’t easy, considering how many super hilarious jokes were sent through by our members. However, we were very happy to see such a positive response.
Three cheers go out to Brett Perlstein for his winning joke.
Well, lucky Brett has won and is now entitled to a FREE Springleap.com t-shirt, nicely done sir.
Once you decide which design you want I will take a snap and add it to the blog so all the lesser mortals who missed out on the win can curse their bad luck hehehe.
Ok, ok, let’s not get vindictive and poke fun at the people that didn’t make it. Although Chuck wouldn’t care! In his eyes only the strongest can survive….the rest are cattle ready for him to tip in the night.
Here is the winning joke from Brett Perlstein: Chuck Norris enjoys a good camping session in the forest. When he has his hiking
boots on, he doesn’t waste his time Leaping over Springs, he Springs over
Leaps.
There is an unsettling calm in the air. All that can be heard is the quiet tapping of keyboards and the dull grind of the copy machine in the corner office. However, something is amiss, its quiet…too quiet. Suddenly two of your colleagues emerge from behind their cubicle walls and open fire with their Nerf pistols. But they have fallen into your trap. They never realized that you have already locked and loaded your uber Nerf Vulcan automatic heavy blaster. The hapless twits go down in a blur of dart projectiles.
You can’t help but laugh, first drink is on them after work!
You must be wondering what in the 9 Hells have I been smoking. Truth is there is a war going on out there taking place in offices all around the world. What you mean you have never heard of cube warfare?? Ignorance is bliss…that is until you are blasted from every angle by serious Nerf weaponry.
Cube warfare has basically evolved from the days when we were back in school. You remember how we used to flick each other with ties, or throw paper and spit balls around? Well that is exactly what Cube warfare is all about, except this time it’s in an office setting and you actually have money for proper artillery.
