In a pickle and not sure who to vote for? Fed up with unkept promises? Need a hug?
Vote For DALENE!
I promise to reduce the crime rate!
I promise more jobs for South Africans!
I promise adequate housing and water for every South African!
Oh… wait a minute… don’t the ANC already promise all of that? Then I guess I’ll offer more stuff to be WAY better than them! I promise to be better educated than existing government officials! ‘If you take a shower after intercourse you won’t contract HIV/AIDS.’ – I know that’s not possible! – but then again so do 99% of the South African population!
On top of all the other awesome stuff I’ll do for the country, if you vote for me I promise to give away free hugs and smiles!
Finally, I promise to keep my promises – cause nowadays that in itself is the greatest courtesy any politician can offer its community!
Vote for PEDRO!… Oops… I mean DALENE!!!
