Archive for July 15th, 2008

Exploding fridge of Death.

fridgeofdeath

Hi there everybody.

Have you ever got the feeling that technology is out to get you?
I’m not talking about Skynet launching a massive nuclear attack or The Matrix imprisoning our fleshy bodies in battery cell fish tanks…that’s a bit too forward thinking, we are not quite there…yet.
However there are times when we just have to stop and ponder if our computers or appliances are plotting against us.

Have you ever sat at your computer trying to get it to perform a simple function, it takes ages, you swear at it, you scream, you threaten to throw it into a koi pond…the usual right?! And then some other person comes along does exactly the same thing and hey presto it works perfectly…that computer should pay for your blood pressure pills.
It knew what you wanted and held back just to piss you off.

You have to ask yourself, what are computer chips and stuff made from, silicone right? Well there is talk that silicone is actually a living thing…almost like an organism, now that’s pretty scary don’t you think?
The machines are plotting and waiting to strike.

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