Run for the hills Godzilla is back and this time he’s drunk on a factory sized vat of Japanese rice wine.
Yeah that’s right the terrible lizard of infamous Japanese TV fame is here to cause a different level of fear than he is usually accustomed to delivering.
It’s his night off and that means one thing: time to hit the town and have a jol.
After a few drinks this rampaging monster turns into what the locals call Coolzila.
The girls are especially frightened because once he gets a few drinks in him he turns into a thousand ton smooth talking lizard-Casanova…and unfortunately 9 times out of 10 ends up standing on them.
Yep it will take one serious chic to handle the charms and strength of Coolzila…which is probably why he is still single….oh well.
Last time Coolzila went out he stepped on at least 50 people, squashed a boutique hotel flat and ended up past out under Tokyo Tower in a puddle of his own chunder…which in his case…comes like a thunder:
12 homes were washed away and distributed on the far bank of the harbour.
This is why I say everybody runs for their lives when Coolzila is out on the jol.
He’s one craaaazy lizard.
Archive for July 11th, 2008
