Archive for April 22nd, 2008

Cloned Sniffer Dog Pups

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Hiya everyone.

So what’s a country to do when all their professional dogs skills start to slip? What am I talking about?
Well it seems South Korea has a new way of making sure its future sniffer dogs are hardcore sniffing machines that can really get the job done.
I’m not sure why South Korea’s dogs haven’t been up to scratch lately but maybe it has to do with inadequate fencing and the intermingling of dodgy street dogs LOL.

But seriously now, Korea have begun training seven little Canadian Labrador retrievers that were cloned from a super dog named Chase.
Chase is supposedly Canadas number one sniffer dog, according to customs officials who were clearly blown away by his work. Thats quite an honour if you think about it, when you know that you are good enough to be mass produced.
I wonder if any humans will be given that honour in the future, I wouldn’t be bloody surprised.
It will probably start with a guy named Sarge who is the world’s number one military killer in all sectors, I mean he will be tops with anything from rifles to tanks….and then some idiot will clone him and there will be a clone war (Starwars excluded) and we will all have live in fear for a while.

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Rocky Hanging Sumo

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Hello there all.

Sadness is the name of the game with todays Tshirt of the Day.
This is a bit of a melodramatic one to say the least.
Rocky has come up with a design that will make any self respecting martial artist, flinch.
Hanging Sumo is gonna freak you out.

Hanging Sumo is a scene with a Japanese Sumo wrestler hanging from a tree. Now the reason any sumo would choose to go this way is pretty bizarre. I mean look at how high that noose was tied up the tree…how did he climb up there without a ladder…it points further away from suicide and more towards “set up”.
Was this hapless sumo murdered? I’d hate to think so…a sumo is a terrible thing to waste, although starving third world children may tend to disagree.
Maybe it was those ninjas again…or maybe an inside job, the Japanese wrestling world is a high stakes tradition, with billions of yen being bounced back and forth in every match.
Maybe this wrestler was supposed to throw his last fight, but instead squashed his opponent into the Yakisoba tent.

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