I can like to talk about Vernon Koekemoer.
Move over Chuck Norris, there’s a new sheriff in town…or should I say konstable, something like that.
Vernon Koekemoer has become an overnight internet celebrity, with his image being pasted just about everywhere you can think of.
It seems that anybody with a copy of Photoshop has stuck “The Vern’s” head onto anything from Chuck himself, to superimposing him with his portable woman (Vernon with a blow up doll).
Vernon Koekemoer is basically some beefcake dude who was spotted at a sporting event and ever since then he has been bigger than pap and wors….in fact it is said that Vernon was the first person to invent pap and wors. He just looks young because time is too scared to age him, in case he looks at it and stops it forever.
Just in case you were wondering Vernon is not his real name…probably Zeus or perhaps Odin….or Frik.
