Ninja’s are damn cool.
No doubt about it.
These shadow dancing death machines have been watching you while you sleep for hundreds of years and understand the intricate ways of the supernatural like the back of their very deadly hands.
The one thing about ninja’s is that their fashion sense is lacking. I mean running around in all black without any colour is great for assassination, but these guys only wear black, even on their days off.
Black to the beach, black to the movies, black to church….enough is enough guys.
Every now and then a ninja breaks the stereotypical mold and steps out into the light.
This ninja, who we can only name as: DJ Deathmaster, was tired of the same old thing day in and day out.
Sure he loves killing and attacking random innocents, but he also has a more artistic side…he loves music and above all else being a DJ. His fashion sense likewise reflects this inner artist….just look at his red suede tabi (ninja shoes).
Let’s have a look at DJ Ninja by Kung Fu Master.
DJ Ninja loves the psytrance tunes.
After secretly listening to Infected Mushroom for many years, he started sneaking out of the hidden temple of Sharp Objects in order to DJ in Tokyo’s wildest underground parties.
DJ Ninja was so good, because of his unbelievably fast ninja fingers…that he soon became way too popular and the Assassin Order found out about his escapades.
The Order usually kills transgressors instantly, but realised he would be the perfect undercover assassin for the ninjas. Many dodgy dealing and high profile targets go to trance parties, what better way to take them out than to have the DJ do it….peeeeerfect 
Razor sharp flying vinyls….now that’s scary.
So next time you are out at a party watch your back, coz the DJ may have a little bit more than music to give you….like painful death.
Sing the words…*Last night the DJ took my life*
Duncs.
