Archive for February 18th, 2008

Rocky Hazardous Flowers Design

deadlyflowers

Hi there and a very good Monday morning to you all.

Every country has their own defense force, in one shape or form, whilst the Americans have everything from tanks to nuclear warheads, other poor middle eastern countries have suicide bombers and…rocks.
How about countries that are more peaceful than others, what about countries that you would least expect to have a hardcore military backbone. Those countries need more clandestine and sneaky ways of taking out their enemies. Rocky explores this with its interesting new design Hazardous Flowers.

The Netherlands is undoubtedly one of those places where about the only thing that comes to mind is flowers and dodgy coffee shops of the green persuasion. They always inspire peaceful thoughts of sublime rolling fields with picturesque windmills turning slowly in the breeze. Yes they seem like really chilled out people without a care in the world. But, Rocky knows their inner secrets though and Hazardous Flowers is based upon a top secret microfilm that one elite agent managed to sneak out of their “think tank” HQ…at the cost of his own life.
Mess with them and the next flower delivery you get may just melt you where you stand. Hazardous Flowers is a look at their most famous export and most deadly weaponbio engineered super lethal flowers….from tulips to petunias, every species has a different and most uncomfortable power.

These vicious bio engineered pretties are created in vast underground labs beneath Amsterdam.
Amsterdam is the Netherlands head quarters for bio defence and have a secret military wing, simply know as A.S.S. (Amsterdam Secret Service) who are the harbingers of these “lethal floral fighters”.
Wear your Hazardous Flowers design….and lets show them that we know what’s going down…that pretty innocence will not keep our inquisitive minds from moving…we want not rancid roses or life draining lilies, we only want dodgy coffee shops…errr I mean peace.

Ok ok, so everything I’ve said is rubbish, The Netherlands has to be one of the few countries that has next to no enemies and most probably will never go to war, unless they reeeally have to….you rock guys.
But hey if you get any ideas from this blog and start a new military wing…you better cut me in :P

Duncs.