Ello Ello my fellow humanoids. J
Indeed another day is upon us and in the city you must fight to survive (sorry, bit of Pablo Francisco there). Do you girls want a bit of urban power to deflect the evils of the street, do you want to stand above the ruthless crack heads with a shining avatar like aura and repugnantly expel the trash that comes in multitudes?
Well look no further. If you don this magic like shiny new design from Love Jozi you will undoubtedly be ahead of the game. Check out the styling Love Jozi design…Electri-city.
Now, for the average lady on the street looking over your shoulder watching dodgy hobos staggering after you can be a constant problem…come to think of it I also have dodgy hobos staggering after me, although this awesome new ladies dress might make my situation worse.
This super cool design empowers ladies with an electri-city that is unparalleled, you feel like a level 20 mage of the elements, a Sith lord of the highest order…NAY Odin himself.
Electri-city is self defence in itself and powers you up with your own internal electricity that is ready to toast anything that life throws at you…what would you pay for powers like this? A million, 2 million, your little dog Prego?
I think you will find the good people at Love Jozi have a much better offer for you 
The Electri-city dress in slicker than slick, it’s like ice on ice with all the trimmings. It makes me wanna stick a fork in a plug socket and get Einstein hair….PS: never do that coz u will die.
This local designer has really gone all out and made a super doom wicked design for the ladies.
Doth this design maketh your heart beat like a tempura butterfly? Its crispy batter is closer to Nirvana than a long dead grunge band, whilst its chewy centre is like liquid plasma….if I was a lady I’d be all over it…like a surfer all over sex wax. OkOk you guys can buy it too…just put it on at home please.
Peace out.
