I am equally chuffed for having won the eSquared t-shirt, although I made such a feeble off-the-cuff speech that I think I won purely from the audience’s sense of mercy.

I believe that except for love, all things are best done in moderation. In spite of this professed belief, I remain a hypocrite insofar as there are one or two areas of my life in which I have not yet achieved a desirable state of moderation; I am without a doubt a t-shirt addict, and look forward to coming to Sea Point with the specific purpose of using my voucher.